One of the Olsen Twins will die before you do I bet.
And it’s going to be weird. And we’re going to feel old and sad.
Maybe my kids will put me in a nursing home and it will suck.
And the word suck is going to mean something we can’t even fathom right now. Like what happened to the word gay.
We’re going to say that something sucks, and our ignorant grandchildren will laugh under their breath because “sucking” will be the new word for anal sex or something. And we’ll tell them that that doesn’t even make sense, but they’re going to use the term “suck” however they want.